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It would be embarrassing trying to explain what an appetizer is to someone from a starving country.

“Yeah, the appetizer—that’s the food we eat before we have our food. No, no, you're thinking of dessert—that’s food we have after we have our food.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Teacher: "Why are you praying in class little Johnny?”

Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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A man leaves on Friday to go to Chicago.

He stays three days and returns on Friday.

How was that possible?

Friday was the name of his horse.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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One day long ago, a Czechoslovakian came to visit his friend in New York. When asked what he wanted to see the Czechoslovakian replied, "I would like to see one of the zoos in America."

To his delight, the New Yorker took him to the zoo. While they were touring the zoo, and standing in front of the gorilla cage, one of the gorillas busted out of the cage and swallowed the Czech whole.

Shocked, his friend from New York quickly called over the zoo keeper. He quickly explained the situation and ask the zoo keeper what he planned to do. The zoo keeper asked the man, "Okay, which gorilla did it? Was it the male or the female?"

Pointing out the female as the culprit, the zoo keeper then opened up the mouth of the female, looked inside, but found no signs of the Czech.

With which the man from New York shrugged and said, "Guess the Czech is in the male."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |