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Cowboy Bob and Cowboy Roger kept each of their horses in the same field. To help tell them apart, Bob tied a red ribbon to his horse's tail and Roger tied a blue ribbon to his horse's tail. The next morning, when they went to check on their horses, they noticed that the ribbons had fallen off of the horses' tails.

"Now how will we tell our horses apart?" Bob said despairingly.

Roger mused for a moment, then was struck by an idea. "I know... how about if you take the brown one and I take the grey one?"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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In my job with a delivery company, I was getting directions to a customer's home.

The woman very specifically said, "From the main road in the center of town go two lights. Look for the post office. Turn left onto the next street. Go 1.3 miles. Drive past a red hydrant and then take the next right. Go 50 yards. My driveway is the second on the right, and the number is on the mailbox."

As I entered the information into the computer, I asked, "What color is your house?"

The woman paused a second, then said, "Hold on. I'll go check."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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SON: Can we go to a haunted house this year?

DAD: What's wrong with the one we live in?

SON: Huh?

DAD: Goodnight...

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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Mr. and Mrs. Morrison were on a safari in Africa.

As they were walking through the jungle, a huge lion comes creeping out towards them, ready to pounce.

"Shoot!" Mrs. Morrison screamed to her husband. "Shoot!!"

"I can't!" he yelled back. "I'm all out of film!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |