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Let's all pray that Jamaica isn't the first country to get plagued by the zombie epidemic.

Cause the last thing we need is zombies that can run at 100mph.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Diner: "I would like a cup of coffee, please."

Waiter: "I'm very sorry, sir, but I'm afraid we're fresh out of coffee today; our coffee maker has been completely exhausted."

Diner: "I'm not surprised, due to how weak it's been lately."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

A New York businessman buys a newspaper, glances at the front page, throws it away.

Next day, he does the same thing. This goes on for days.

Eventually, the newspaper guy asks, "Why do you do keep doing that?"

"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"

"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"

"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be."

2 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "aod318" |
$25.00 won 3 votes
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Boss: Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock, knock.

Employee: Who's there?

Boss: Not you anymore.

3 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "merk" |