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Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"

Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"

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posted by "RS" |
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What did the number Zero say to the number Eight?

NICE BELT!

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posted by "danmug" |
$50.00 won 17 votes
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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

They ended in a tie.

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posted by "srg" |
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A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller.

“What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender.

“Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my-newt.”

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posted by "stee" |