Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"
Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"
What did the number Zero say to the number Eight?
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
They ended in a tie.
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller.
“What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender.
“Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my-newt.”