How many people can fit in a beach?
ThouSANDS and ThouSANDS...
When the father found out his boy was not doing well in school, he told the teacher how bright his boy is.
She asked how can you say he is bright when he is doing do badly in school.
He replied, "Of course he's bright, he is my little son!"
A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.
When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill!
What kind of cheese can you take to church?
Swiss cheese, it's holey!