Lance is an uncommon name nowadays...
But in Medieval Times, people were named Lance-a-lot.
Two men are on opposite sides of the river.
The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?”
The other man yells, “Dude, you are on the other side of the river!”
After moving to Tennessee, I was looking for a new veterinarian for my dog.
I found one close by and booked an appointment for him.
Arriving at the office, I saw this sign on the door: "Veterinarian/Taxidermist. Either way, you get your pet back."
- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the floor.
- You turn on the morning news, and they're showing emergency routes out of your city.
- Your bar of Ivory soap sinks.
- You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
- The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
- Your horn gets stuck when you're following a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.