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There was a sign hanging in the window of a dry cleaners I passed by.

It read: "So-and-So Dry Cleaners. Working on the same spot for 72 years!"

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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What did one candle say to another?

I may be going out tonight.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting. Suddenly, the mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming, "It's already 3 pm! I'm about to miss my train!"

She begins to put her coat on in a hurry. At this moment the son-in-law's six-year-old daughter runs up to her and before her dad can do anything, she says, "Don't hurry Granny, Daddy set the clock two hours ahead."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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The bank manager noticed the new clerk was not good at counting money and adding up figures.

"Where did you get your financial education?" he asked.

"Yale," replied the lad.

"And what's your name?" barked the manager.

"Yim Yohnston," he replied.

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posted by "HENNE" |