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Last week a friend and I decided to take a day off and go to the race track.

I bet on a horse at 10 to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

14 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$12.00 won 10 votes

A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car behind me!"

10 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
12 votes

A girl is doing a crossword puzzle...

"What's a 7-letter word for 'easily perceived or understood' that starts with 'O'?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"It should be, but I can't figure it out. That's why I'm asking."

12 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |
6 votes

A man named Benny meets a genie who grants him three wishes. Benny wishes for a fine house, a beautiful wife, and a million dollars.

The genie grants his wishes, but warns him that can never shave his beard, or he will be turned into an urn. Benny enjoys his life for many years, but his lovely wife doesn't like his beard and asks him to shave it off. Though afraid of the genie's prophesy, Benny shaves his beard, and is immediately turned into an urn.

THE MORAL: A BENNY SHAVED IS A BENNY URNED!

6 votes

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posted by "Writer Guy" |