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Money can buy a house, but not a home.
Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.
Money can buy a clock, but not time.
Money can buy a book, but not knowledge.

Money can buy food, but not an appetite.
Money can buy position, but not respect.
Money can buy blood, but not life.
Money can buy insurance, but not safety.

You see, money is not everything!
Therefore, if you have too much money, please send it to me.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen.

Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.

It was a brief case.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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This sailor fell off the crows nest on a sailing ship and fell trough the first deck and the second deck of the ship.

The captain went up to the sailor and asked if he was all right.

"I am all right," said the sailor. "I have been through hardships before."

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posted by "John Pinto" |
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What type of apparel is the most popular with lawyers?

Law-suits!

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |