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If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.

It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

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Why don't worms have balls?

Because they can't dance!

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Tried to read the dictionary in bed last night.

Didn't finish it.

Got up to 'P'.

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My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.

As I was headed out the door, she said, "I hope you live a long and lonely life!”

I replied, "So now you want me to stay?"

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posted by "aod318" |