I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep.
He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.
People who say I'm pretentious need to walk a mile in my Louis Vuitton's.
“Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere.”
“Well it got me to the sarcasm world championships in Mexico ‘98.”
I had a happy childhood.
My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.
Those were Goodyears.