Latest Jokes

Dentist: "You need a crown."

Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."

“Darling, I think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.”

“No, sweetie, that was the fridge.”

A young lady was a theater major applying for fall semester classes. At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and enters in a huff of anger.

"What's wrong, Shelly?" asks her roommate.

"Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn't even get into Mime class."

"Why not?"

"How should I know? You can't get a word out of those people!"