What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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This may be surprising for many of my friends, but I happen to have a date for Valentine's Day...
It's February 14.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar...
No joke.
A father is washing his car with his son.
All of a sudden, the tired boy says, "Dad?"
"Yeah, son?"
"Can't you just use a sponge like everyone else?"