Latest Jokes

Victim: "Hey, that wasn't the tooth I wanted pulled!"

Dentist: "Calm yourself, I'm coming to it."

So my life has been in turmoil and one night, before I went to sleep, I asked the universe to fix me...

The universe delivered.

When I woke up, I had been neutered.

Question: What do you get when you mix vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia?

Answer: A Phillips' screwdriver.

At school, Little Johnny’s teacher is explaining the meaning of the word instinct to the class.

Little Johnny isn’t paying attention, so the teacher asks him what does instinct mean.

Little Johnny says, “It’s when the person in front of you farts.”