Latest Jokes

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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |
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An electrician and a plumber were waiting in line for admission to the “International Home Show”. One of them was the father of the others son.

How could this be possible?

They were husband and wife.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Father: Why don't you answer the door?

Son: Because it didn't ask a question!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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"Hey Susan, which one of these paddles should I take to the lake?"

"Either oar..."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "brooke27" |