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I am getting married for the 5th time...

Having been married 4 times before I can tell when it's right!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'.

That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, "I walk five miles every morning!"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "danmug" |
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A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.

"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."

The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"

She replied, "No, just up to my chin."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Just before Santa took off for his annual around the world trip, Mrs. Claus looked out the window and commented...

"It looks like rain-dear!"

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posted by "maryjones" |