Latest Jokes

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.

Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Theology is a game whose object is to bring rules into the subjective.

What's the difference between an insurance company actuary and a mafia actuary?

An insurance company actuary can tell you how many people will die this year.

A mafia actuary can name them.

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.

Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!


"Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday."

"Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?"

"What do you mean 'took them out of their shells!'"

I was raised as an only child.

That got on my brother’s nerves.