"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
An electrician and a plumber were waiting in line for admission to the “International Home Show”. One of them was the father of the others son.
How could this be possible?
They were husband and wife.
Father: Why don't you answer the door?
Son: Because it didn't ask a question!
"Hey Susan, which one of these paddles should I take to the lake?"