Latest Jokes

I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep.

He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.

People who say I'm pretentious need to walk a mile in my Louis Vuitton's.

“Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere.”

“Well it got me to the sarcasm world championships in Mexico ‘98.”

“Really?”

“No.”

I had a happy childhood.

My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears.