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I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"

Me: "Certainly, what width?"

Customer (confused and slightly annoyed): "Scissors?"

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posted by "merk" |
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My GPS just told me to turn around...

Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

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CATEGORY Puns
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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...

... and as you can see, they were Wright.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "ELECTION " |
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Sue: My uncle is an umpire in a restaurant.

Lou: In a restaurant?

Sue: Yes. When someone orders pancakes, he yells, “Batter up!”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |