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"Danny," began Mrs. Waters, "what's usually used as a conductor of electricity?"

"Why- er..."

"Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?"

"The what???"

That's absolutely right. The watt."

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
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A father and his six-year-old son were watching a football game on TV.

After a particular bad play the father exploded, “Just look at that stupid halfback! He’s fumbled three times and every time the other team has recovered the football. Why do they let an idiot like that play in the game?”

The little boy thought for a moment and offered an explanation. “Daddy,” he said, “maybe it’s his ball.”

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
1 votes

Applicant: Shows up 45 minutes late for interview to be a cable installer.

Interviewer: “You’re hired.”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
1 votes

Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?

The first time he saluted he nearly killed himself.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |