Your jokes are so old and stale...
If they had a sale by date, it would be roman numerals!
A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though...
Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass!
I'm gonna go stand outside...
So if anybody asks, you can just say I am outstanding!
We are so proud of our neighbor who is a registered nurse...
She came up with the idea of putting band-aids in the refrigerator to take care of cold cuts.