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Where Do Dates Grow
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The teacher asks the class: Where do apples grow?

Smart Samantha answers: On apple trees.

The teacher asks the class: Where do pears grow?

Clever Curtis answers: On pear trees.

The teacher asks the class: Where do dates grow?

The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: On calendars?

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posted by "Leibel" |
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Nice Long Walks
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I like nice long walks...

Especially when taken by people who annoy me.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Single Melon
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What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married?

A 'Can’t-elope'!

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Playing Chess
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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting!”

So we stopped playing chess.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |