Latest Jokes

They once created a street called Chuck Norris but had to change it.

No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives!

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner!"

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.