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"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"

"Off course we are..."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Student: "Professor, I can't go to class today."

Professor: "Why?"

Student: "I don't feel well."

Professor: "Where don't you feel well?"

Student: "In class."

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One way to find out if you're old is to fall in front of a group of people...

If they laugh, you're young!

If they panic and start running toward you, you're old.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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First Student: "Great Scott! I've forgotten who wrote 'Ivanhoe'?"

Second Student: "I'll tell you if you tell me who the dickens wrote 'A Tale of Two Cities'?"

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