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Favorite this joke Arriving late for a political conference, the college student asks another student standing by the door, "How long has the candidate been talking now?"
"Half an hour."
"And what is he talking about?"
"That I wouldn't know, he hasn't said."
"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"
"Off course we are..."
Student: "Professor, I can't go to class today."
Professor: "Why?"
Student: "I don't feel well."
Professor: "Where don't you feel well?"
Student: "In class."
One way to find out if you're old is to fall in front of a group of people...
If they laugh, you're young!
If they panic and start running toward you, you're old.
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