Latest Jokes

How do you get into the School of Rock?

How else, you rock enroll.

Me: How much are tickets?

Ticketmaster: They’re $55 each.

Me: Ok I’ll take two.

TM: Great that’ll be $847.83.

A man asked me for a dollar.

I told him I only carry big bills.

He said give him one of those.

So I gave him my electric bill.

The little boy came home from his first day at Sunday School. He told his mother that his Sunday school teacher was Jesus' granny.

"How did you find that out?" his mother asked.

"Well, she never stops talking about Jesus," he replied.