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Elle: "Grandpa, why are these eggs so large?"

Grandpa: "They're duck eggs."

Elle: "Where did you get them?"

Grandpa: "On the internet. It's easy if you use Quack Quack Go, just type in eggs and hit enter."

Elle: "I think you meant duck duck go."

Grandpa: "I don't think so. You have to use the right search engine and I wasn't looking for ducks."

Elle: "What if I wanted to donate to animals in wildfire distress?"

Grandpa: "Firefox and if you' want to find a date go to...."

Elle: "Don't tell me, Yahoo right?"

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...

Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Question: Why does a Queen carry a scepter?

Answer: Because everyone works 'cept her!

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Walking can add minutes to your life!

This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |