Little Johnny: "Dad, can I have a dollar, please?"
Dad: "Son, don't you think you're getting a bit old to ask for a dollar?"
Johnny: "Hmm, maybe you're right. Can I have five dollars?"
The other day, I was watching a cooking show where they used leftover beer to make batter for chicken wings.
What surprised me most about this was the fact that anyone would have leftover beer!
Eureka!
I've discovered a machine that produces love, wealth, death, health, failure and success via sound waves.
I've named it The Rumor Mill!
Laughter is the best medicine...
Unless you have broken ribs.