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I visited my new friend in his apartment.

He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out, I hate visitors.

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Me: My tire's making a whistling sound.

Mechanic: Sounds like a flat.

Me: More like an F sharp.

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A knitting/crocheting group at a local senior center donated handmade hats and scarves to my office to give to folks in need over the holidays.

What made my day was their group name: The Senior Hookers!

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Child: €Mom, do angels fly?€

Mom: €Yes, they do.€

Child: €Then why doesn’t our maid fly?

Mom: €But she is not an angel.€

Child: €Yes, she is. Dad calls her angel.

Mom: €Does he? All right, you will see her fly tomorrow.€

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |