I called my stockbroker and told him I wanted to buy some cannabis stocks.
He told me I had to open a joint account.
People in Britain are Brits.
People in Scotland are Scots.
People in Wales are Jonahs.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said, "No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!"
My wife went to a roofing seminar for women only.
She said it was great.
All the shingle ladies were there.