Latest Jokes

Joey: "Ew, this meatloaf is terrible!"

Lunch lady: "Terrible? Why, I've been making meat loaves like this since before you were born."

Joey: "Well, why did you have to save one for me?"

Lawyer: “Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth. Why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?”

Defendant: “I didn't want to wake up the children.”

The coffee shop had a sign that read: Pretend its 1973!

So I paid 10 cents and lit up a cigarette.

A woman walks into a fabric shop and says, "May I have three yards of Satan, please? I'm making a dress for my sister."

"I believe you mean satin, ma'am," the shopkeeper replies. "Satan is something that looks like the devil."

"Oh, then you've seen my sister!"