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What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?

Bi-yourself!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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The famous pop singer Chloe Sweetsong is signing autographs outside the local concert hall of a small town when a little girl approaches her with an autograph book.

"Miss Sweetsong," the girl says. "May I have your autograph, please?"

Noticing that the girl looks familiar, Chloe says, "But haven't I signed your book before?"

"Yes," the girl replies. "But when I get ten of your autographs, I can get one of Taylor Swift's."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer...

They should make condoms.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Two bacteria walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here."

And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph."

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |