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What is the most common sickness for Christmas Trees?

Tincel-itis!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Stephen Vanderpool" |
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Why do gingerbread men not have teeth?

Because they are prone gingivitis.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Stephen Vanderpool" |
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What did the giraffe say to the elephant as they boarded Noah’s ark?

“We’re all in the same boat!”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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How do you fire woodworkers?
Tell them they’re finished.

How do you fire watch repair people?
Tell them their time is up.

How do you fire teachers?
Tell them they’re dismissed.

How do you fire authors?
Tell them it’s The End.

How do you fire lumberjacks?
Give them the ax.

How do you fire garbage collectors?
Tell them they’re canned.

How do you fire gift-wrappers?
Tell them the job is all wrapped up.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |