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7 votes

Two DIZZY type ladies were discussing the big hole in a street as every day somebody fall in it...

Dizzy A : We must find a solution cause every day some one is dead and the nearest hospital 20 Km.

Dizzy B : I got it, we build a new hospital beside the hole.

Dizzy A : It will take 5 - 10 years to build a hospital. After that everybody will be dead. I got a great solution... we close that hole and open another one beside the nearest hospital!

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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A man goes to the doctor with a flatulence problem. The doctor asks "How often?" and the man replies 10 to 15 times an hour.

The doctor goes to his back office and returns with a pole with an iron hook. The man screams, "What are going to do with that Doc?"

The doctor replies, "I'm going to open some windows."

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Writer Guy" |
6 votes

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals to one pound of weight per week.

Therefore, in the last three and a half years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds. I only weigh 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about three months ago.

I owe my life to chocolate!

6 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver...

Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |