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A camel with two humps is a Bactrian camel.

A camel with one hump is a dromedary camel.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey, of course!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Peter P." |
$12.00 won 3 votes

One Saturday evening a man walked into a bar and said, "Excuse me, I would like a pint of beer." The bartender served the man his drink and said, "That will be four dollars." The customer pulled out a twenty-dollar bill and handed it to the bartender.

"Sorry, sir," the bartender said, "but I can't accept that."

So the man pulls out a ten-dollar bill, and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the puzzled man asked the barkeep.

Pointing to a neon sign behind the bar, the bartender explained, "This is a Singles Bar."

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

I pulled a muscle digging for gold...

No worries though, it's just a miner injury.

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "greens52" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

Took my first shot today! So excited, and my next one is in 2 weeks.

It was a hard choice with so many options.

I chose the tequila one.

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |