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2 votes

Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

The electrician...

The electrician who?

The electrician who you called earlier, I understand you’ve been having some problems with your door bell?

2 votes

posted by "Hunter Espinol" |
7 votes

I was wanting to fly my 82 year old mother, who has never flown to Chicago, for a visit.

"No way am I getting on an air plane," was mother's response.

I replied, "Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're on the ground or in the air."

Mother said, "I know, I just don't want to be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."

7 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |
1 votes

Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Terrible English Teacher...

Terrible English Teacher who?

It’s Whom.

1 votes

posted by "Hunter Espinol" |
6 votes

As the pastor gave his pretty lengthy sermon, he noticed one of his parishioners dozing off.

After church and as they were leaving, the pastor jokingly asked the dozer if he got a good rest during his sermon.

The parishioner quickly responded, “Not really, someone kept talking all the way through it.”

6 votes

posted by "Glen Rae" |