Latest Jokes

Why do the police never work at Antarctica?

Because they all freeze over there.

Little Johnny didn't want to go to school so, he grabbed his father's phone and calls his teacher.

Little Johnny (speaking in a manly voice): "Hello, I want to tell you that John won't be able to make it to school today."

Teacher: "Okay, noted. But to whom am I speaking?"

Little Johnny (in deep voice): "You are speaking to my dad."

If a speck of dust lands on your monitor while you are editing a photo, no matter how hard you try...

Your software will not remove it!

Why did the dentist become a baseball coach?
Because he knew the drill!

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself!

Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?
It had a Bluetooth!

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis!

Why did the dentist break up with their partner?
They just couldn’t handle the plaque!