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5 votes

"Do you smoke?"

"No."

"Do you drink?"

"No."

"Do you eat hay, then?"

"No."

"Man, you're not a fit companion for man or beast."

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
4 votes

Patient: Doctor, I'm thinking that I may be losing my hearing.

Doctor: Can you tell me what you know of the symptoms?

Patient: Homer is bald and fat, Marge has blue hair...

4 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

An officer while walking his beat sees a lady walking a skunk along the sidewalk.

He says, "Hey lady, why do you have the skunk?"

"This is my Social Distancing Support Animal!"

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Leon T. Myers" |
3 votes

Why do Dasher and Dancer enjoy coffee so much?

Because they're Santa's star bucks!

3 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Leon T. Myers" |