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An English boy came home from school to hear the family parrot say, "Liam never does his homework."

Liam: "Who told you that?"

Polly looked the other way and said nothing..

Liam: "So, mum's the word eh."

Polly: "Oh man, don't tell Mum I told you."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "Marty" |
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A sailor was swallowed by a whale and lived to tell the tale.

When asked by a reporter what the scariest part was he answered, "The graffiti... someone wrote 'Pinocchio was here.'"

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posted by "Marty" |
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When I was 20, "What am I doing here?" was an important existential question.

Now that I am 66, "What am I doing here?" involves staring at an open refrigerator.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"Your call is very important to us...

... Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."

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posted by "wadejagz" |