Latest Jokes

I live on a dead end street.

It is electrically deficient.

There are no outlets!

How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?

You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.

What is the definition of a bachelor?

A man who doesn't have to leave the party just as he's beginning to enjoy himself.

Customer: "I’m looking for something cheap but high quality."

Salesperson: "You’re in luck! This pen writes just like a $100 pen."

Customer: "How much is it?"

Salesperson: "$99.99."