"Do you smoke?"
"Do you drink?"
"Do you eat hay, then?"
"Man, you're not a fit companion for man or beast."
Patient: Doctor, I'm thinking that I may be losing my hearing.
Doctor: Can you tell me what you know of the symptoms?
Patient: Homer is bald and fat, Marge has blue hair...
An officer while walking his beat sees a lady walking a skunk along the sidewalk.
He says, "Hey lady, why do you have the skunk?"
"This is my Social Distancing Support Animal!"
Why do Dasher and Dancer enjoy coffee so much?
Because they're Santa's star bucks!