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Why do husbands die before their wives?

Answer: They want to.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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You know why the word "dark" ends in a 'k'?

Because you can't "c" in the dark.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Peter P." |
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An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress.

The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.

The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems.

The computer scientist says, "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.

He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |