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Two cab drivers met.

"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"

"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight.

"What do you think?" she said

He looked around. "Isn't this how we got here in the first place?"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Father: “Son, you’ve been looking skinny lately, you should eat more food.”

Son responds swiftly by going to a fast food restaurant, planning to order a hefty amount of food.

Son to cashier: “Let me get three double bacon cheeseburgers, two large shakes, and four medium fries.”

Cashier: “Will that be all?”

Son: “Will that be all? Do you realize how much food I just ordered? First my father thinks I don’t eat enough, now you?”

Cashier: “Can I get you anything else today?”

Son: “You know this is unbelievable, I’m really making an effort here!”

Cashier: “Would you like to see our specials?”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Jacob Kushner " |
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"Oh, I'm so happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his dad's side. "Now maybe mom will do the trick she has been promising us."

The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked.

"I heard her tell daddy," the little boy answered, "that she would climb the walls if you came to visit us again.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |