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On the farm where I was raised, home canning was a big thing. Most folks had a garden and ate out of it all summer, the surplus was put up in bottles for the winter.

The common saying was:
"WE EAT WHAT WE CAN, AND WHAT WE CAN'T, WE CAN."

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga to ease her nervousness. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

One day her friend stopped her and -- noticing her well long, groomed nails -- asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.

"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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I bought fresh bread at the bakery this morning.

CIABATTA?

No, it was a fixed price!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "shopin55" |
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What do you call an egotistical person serving a prison sentence?

An I-con.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Freddie" |