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Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.

Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!


"Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday."

"Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?"

"What do you mean 'took them out of their shells!'"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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I was raised as an only child.

That got on my brother’s nerves.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "ERS" |
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Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general "go-fer" at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee.

He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said.

The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."

"Good," Freddie said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them.

One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors.

The first man says to the last man: "I'm bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?"

The last man replies, "If I get hot, I can just roll down the window."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "ERS" |