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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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posted by "greens52" |
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A tomato family is walking down the road.

Baby tomato falls behind.

Daddy tomato goes back and smacks him on the back of the head and says, “Ketchup!"

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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My boss always laughed at my jokes at work, but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.

She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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"Last weekend I ran a half marathon!”

"Really?"

"Well no, not really, but it sounds so much better than saying 'I quit halfway through a full marathon.'”

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posted by "Gilly" |