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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Wife: "I have blisters on my hands from the broom."

Husband: (trying to be playful) "Next time take the car, silly."

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posted by "danmug" |
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What has a bottom at its top?

A pair of legs!

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posted by "Lisette Knaeble" |
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I have discovered the answer to a question that has been puzzling scientists for hundreds of years. What is the exact difference between a split second and a nanosecond?

My girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a fancy dinner when, right as we were about to leave home, my girlfriend asked me the question all guys dread. She asked, “Does this dress look bad on me?”

If I had said “no” in a nanosecond, we’d have been out the door. However, since I took a split second before responding, she had to go back up to her closet to change, again.

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posted by "HENNE" |