Latest Jokes

On a boat...

Captain (boasting): This boat makes twenty knots an hour!

Passenger: How long does it take the crew to untie them?

If the human population held hands around the equator...

A significant portion of them would drown.

How do you know how fast a baby cow is running?

You measure its vealocity.

It's so cold here...

That the local flasher is running up to people describing himself!