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What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm?

The CIEIO!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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The fisherman got such a reputation for stretching the truth that he bought a pair of scales and insisted on weighing every fish he caught, in the presence of witnesses.

One day a doctor borrowed the fisherman's scales to weigh a new born baby.

The baby weighed 40 pounds.

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CATEGORY Baby Jokes
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posted by "maryjones" |
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Moe: "Where did Larry go?"

Curly: "He’s round in front."

Moe: "I know what he looks like, I just wanted to know where he went."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

"Did you ever pause and think about the opportunities you missed?"

"Nah, It would be just my luck to miss some more while I was reflecting."

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posted by "Everleigh" |