Latest Jokes

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge."

The Doctor says, "What's come over you?"

The guy says, "Three cars and a truck!"

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

His doctor says it was due to too many strokes.

I have planned out my Valentine's Day:

1) Awaken, and have breakfast in bed.

2) Chocolates for lunch.

3) Watch a romantic movie.

4) Dinner for two at a romantic restaurant.

5) Regret eating two dinners.

Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke, joke, joooooooooooooke...