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After recess Emma told the teacher that Jillian, Stephany and she needed one more person to play foursquare but Little Johnny refused complaining he isn’t a team player.

Teacher: “Little Johnny why wouldn’t you play foursquare with the girls?"

Little Johnny: “My mother had quadruplets, ten months later she had my twin sister and me. Ten months after that she had triplets.”

Teacher: “It looks as though you have 8 siblings all within 10 months of your age at home but what does that have to do with school?”

Little Johnny: “Unlike my house there are boys at school.”

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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You know why dogs have no money?

No pockets.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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5. In the middle of smoking a cigarette, you pause for a "cigarette break."

4. Cracking your knuckles leaves you winded.

3. Morning schedule: Wake up, cough for three hours, take nap.

2. In your neighborhood, they give directions by saying, "Go down to the big pile of cigarette butts..."

1. You explain to the nurse that you didn't realize you were in a "non-smoking" iron lung.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new client, I had her fill out a questionnaire.

One question asked, “Why did you choose this breed?”

My client responded, “I often ask myself this very same question.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |