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$7.00 won 2 votes

If you see someone buying candy, popcorn, and soda at the movies, they must be a drug dealer...

There's no other explanation for that type of income!

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 1 votes

I never make the same mistake twice.

I do it like, five or six times, you know, to make sure.

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man, and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from that town.

"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog'."

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'."

3 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Lizzy" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

I had to take a whole load of tree limbs to the dump today in my trailer.

I came to realize that when I prayed for a job as a branch manager, I needed to be a little more specific.

1 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "FISHINGED15" |