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I got a phone call when I was in the pub,

"If you don't get home in ten minutes I'm giving the dog your dinner!"

So I went home.

I love that dog.

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posted by "aod318" |
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What do you call a person who takes baby goats?

A Kidnapper!

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posted by "L. Hatch" |
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I told the doctor’s receptionist I need an appointment.

“How about 10 tomorrow?” she asked.

“I don’t need that many,” I replied.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones.

If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.

4 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |