A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"
All of my friends have such expensive bucket lists.
Mine is just a little pail in comparison.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat & 2/4 goat?
I got a phone call when I was in the pub,
"If you don't get home in ten minutes I'm giving the dog your dinner!"
So I went home.
I love that dog.