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As I scratch off my numbers on my ticket, I get to thinking. Can a person be rich even with little or no money?
Money is said to buy happiness and the rich are happy, right? The rich never worry nor are they greedy, right? The rich need personal security to protect them and their assets, right? The rich don’t need walls to protect their property, right? The rich never have family asking for financial support, right? The rich contribute great amounts to help others, right? The rich are smarter, right? Being rich attracts great and genuine love, right?
Wait a second... Hold on... I just won the lottery… I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!
Just ignore the above!
My father said, "Marry a girl who has the same beliefs as the family."
I said, "Dad, why would I marry a girl who thinks I'm a schmuck?"
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A young city girl was vacationing in the country and became friendly with a farmer boy. One evening as they were strolling across a pasture they saw a cow and calf rubbing noses in the accepted bovine fashion.
"Ah," said the farmer boy, "that sight makes me want to do the same."
"Well, go ahead," said the girl, "it's your cow."
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