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I took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow and was told, "This is extremely rare. Do you know what it would fetch in good condition?"

"Dunno," I said. "A stick?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I'm not saying that I'm a bad driver...

But when I drive, my navigation device doesn't speak, it prays in Latin.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
1 votes

If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up...

I could build the coolest tree house ever!

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I saw a woman in Walmart with March Madness teeth...

She was down to the Final Four.

4 votes

CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "aod318" |