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When our son Jimmy went to Navy boot camp, we waited impatiently for word from him.

Finally we received a post card telling us he was doing well and we shouldn't worry. It went on to say that he was being kept busy acclimating to a military lifestyle and that he would send a detailed letter in a couple of weeks.

After reading his card a second time, however, we noticed that Jimmy had faintly underlined letters throughout the note.

When the letters were combined, his hidden message read, "Help me!"

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!"

I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old."

He said: "Did he eat red meat?"

I said: "No, he minded his own business."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Today I scared the mailman by going to the door in my underwear.

I don't know what scared him more, seeing me in my underwear or the fact that I knew where he lived.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Two farmers were bragging about how effective each other's scarecrows were.

"My scarecrow is so scary," the first farmer said. "That it frightened every single crow off of my farm."

"I can top you on that," replied the second farmer. "My scarecrow scared the crows so much that they brought back all of the corn they stole last year."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |