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I saw a coupon for a discount on a vasectomy.

I clipped it.

What is the NSA?

A government organization that actually listens to you.

A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.

The teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?"

Grandpa replies, "Nope."

"Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?"

"A wedding ring."

If somebody wants to say the word “motel“ backwards...

Just letom.