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You know you're getting old when...

When your son's hair is turning gray.

How do you identify a bald eagle?

All his feathers are combed over to one side.

A man in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are Bullies!"

A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back, "I move to STRIKE!"

The first guy asked, "Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy responded, "No, I'm a BULLY!"

I always preferred the English version of "diarrhea"...

Which is "diarrhoea", because it looks like you really lost control of your vowels.