Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?
Student: The wrong answer.
I'm writing a book on all the things I ought to be doing...
It's an Oughtobiograpghy.
I ordered new coats for my kids...
For convenience, I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section.
My son wanted a proper drum kit for his birthday but I got him a miniature one.
I'm now expecting wee percussions.