Things You Say After 50:
Where the #$%# is my phone?
How did I get that bruise?
How do they expect you to read that small print?
Where'd I put my glasses?
I don't care if it doesn't look fashionable, it's comfortable!
Who the heck is calling at 9pm?
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chihuahuabulldog : OK Where in my home did you put that bug? lol? ;-)
Dan the Man 009 : Voted