The air traffic controller, working a busy pattern, told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a three-sixty in this airplane?"
Without missing a beat the controller replied, "Roger, give me four thousand dollars worth!"
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chihuahuabulldog : voted cute
Dan the Man 009 : Voted
Pony99CA : I expected the punchline to be "And what does it cost if your plane hits the one 200 feet in front of you?"