word play jokes

A lady goes into a butcher shop. She says to the butcher, "can I have a pound of kiddlelees?"

The butcher looks at her and says, "you mean kidneys don't you?"

The lady looks at him and replies, "I said kiddlelees diddle I?"

A lady goes up to a railroad ticket window and says to the agent, "twotoDeluth."

The agent looks back at her and replies, "tweetdiddleleet, where do you want to go lady"?

I saw a Broadway show about puns... It was the ultimate play on words.

The receptionist at Howard University answers the phone:

"Good morning, Howard U."