word play jokes

Sign in the widow of a Photography Studio:
We can Shoot Your Wife and Frame Your Mother-In-Law, If you want.
We can Hang Them Too.

Question: Do you know why famous entertainment stars do not worry about summer heat?

Answer: because they have fans everywhere.

Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!

If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?
Congress!