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Nobody Really Was Home
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A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."

I went over. Nobody was home.

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posted by "Paul Beisner" |
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Mozart Hates Chickens
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Why does Mozart hate chickens?

They always say, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

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posted by "Tnevs" |
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February, March, April, May
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Can February March?

Don't know, but April May.

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posted by "srinu" |
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Sheep Human Hybrids
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I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids!

What is with ewe people!?

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posted by "Super Dave" |
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