word play jokes

I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids!

What is with ewe people!?

During the mating season a whale couple was trying to get a pregnancy started. They were interrupted by a whaling ship that tried to capture them. They resorted to running away and hiding behind a reef but the whaling ship kept looking for them.

The male whale got upset and said "This is too much. We are going to retaliate. I have a plan", he told his mate. "Let's swim under the whaling ship and with our blow holes blow hard and make boat rock. When the sailors fall into the ocean, we can swim up and gobble them up? What do you think?" he asked.

She looked a bit bored and said, "Well, I don't mind the blowing but I won't swallow any seamen."

Johnny, a farmer's son, was having lots of trouble in getting dates. He asked his best friend for some pointers.

The first thing you have to do is to do something to attract her his friend advised. So Johnny went home and hugged his John Deere.

On which side does a Zebra have more stripes?

On the outside.