word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A MEOWtain!

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posted by "mandagracie" |
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A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."

I went over. Nobody was home.

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posted by "Paul Beisner" |
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Why does Mozart hate chickens?

They always say, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

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posted by "Tnevs" |
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Can February March?

Don't know, but April May.

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posted by "srinu" |
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