"Look! There's Linda Rondstadt!"
"Where? Where is she?"
"Right there! Here she comes, running full speed, right at you!"
"I still don't see her."
"You idiot! She just Blue Bayou!"
A robber walked into a music store and then everybody got down!
I didn't know that I had dyslexia, until I accepted an invitation to a TOGA party.... and arrived dressed as a GOAT.
Police are searching for a mugger who threatens his victims with a lighted match...
They want to catch him before he strikes again!