word play jokes

I didn't know that I had dyslexia, until I accepted an invitation to a TOGA party.... and arrived dressed as a GOAT.

Police are searching for a mugger who threatens his victims with a lighted match...

They want to catch him before he strikes again!

Protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

What do you call a cow eating grass?

A land moo'er.