word play jokes

If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware?

I dunno, Al-ask-a.

Q: What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?

A: A condescending con descending.

Q. What did the Indian say when the herd of Buffalo ran over his boy?

A. Bison

"Hey, did you hear about the Kidnapping on the weekend?"


Everything's OK he woke up!