word play jokes

A guy at the office was at the water fountain, when his co-worker asked, "Did you hear about the guy who got run over by a boat in Venice?"

"Yeah - he's gondola better place."

The barbershop was crowded, so the woman at the cash register offered to put my name on the waiting list.

“What is it?” she asked.

“Stephen, with a P-H,” I said.

Minutes later, a chair opened up, and his name was called….."Pheven"?

Johnny’s Father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. “It’s taped under the modem,” I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right?

T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M