A Grammar freak arrogant wife texts to her husband...
You are as useless as "ueue" in the word Queue.
If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware?
I dunno, Al-ask-a.
Q: What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A: A condescending con descending.
Q. What did the Indian say when the herd of Buffalo ran over his boy?
A. Bison