word play jokes

While taking the garbage out the other day, I lifted up a pretty heavy bag of trash and threw my back out.

I had to drive all the way to the dump to retrieve it.

What do you call a Broadway production performed on a huge scrabble board?

A play on words!

I like to smoke whenever and wherever I want. When someone tells me no smoking allowed, I tell them, "No problem, I'll smoke quietly then."

I really hate drug tests, they really piss me off...

But once urine the system...