word play jokes

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Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?

Why, Sir-Cumference, of course!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas.

Some insist on a shirt.

Others insist on a pair of socks.

The argument always ends in a tie.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What did the monkey say after its tail got caught in the lawnmower?

Won't be long now...

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Rule number one when it's your first day on the job as a butler...

When your employer tells you to "Draw my bath," DO NOT take out a pencil and a sheet of paper.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |