word play jokes

Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains, who had been friends for years, would always cry, "Aye!" and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other.

A new crewman asked his boat's mate, "What do they do that for?"

The mate looked surprised and replied, "You mean that you've never heard of... an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?"

Sign at the towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg, we just want tows!"

I worked at Starbucks, but had to quit...

I quit because it was the same old grind.

I got a job in a workout center, but they quickly let me go...

They said I wasn't fit for the job.