word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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I didn't know that I had dyslexia, until I accepted an invitation to a TOGA party.... and arrived dressed as a GOAT.

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posted by "Johnmacas" |
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Police are searching for a mugger who threatens his victims with a lighted match...

They want to catch him before he strikes again!

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posted by "gezzer" |
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Protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What do you call a cow eating grass?

A land moo'er.

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