word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Why can't pirates say the alphabet?

Because they always get lost at "C".

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posted by "goofball1611" |
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What blood type does an optimist have?

B positive.

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posted by "Baert" |
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Last night I dreamt I was a muffler...

I woke up exhausted!

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posted by "andrewf" |
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What did the fish say on seeing the wall?

Dam!

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posted by "earth_eagle" |