word play jokes

"I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59."

"Why is that?"

"Because I like that one to one time.”

Guy 1: "Hey, have you met my vegetarian girlfriend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, I've never met herbivore."

What type of organization is atheism?

It's a non-prophet organization.

After becoming a pair, what did one shoe say to the other shoe?

"Will you be my solemate?"

The other shoe replies, "No, you're nothing but a heel!"