word play jokes

After becoming a pair, what did one shoe say to the other shoe?

"Will you be my solemate?"

The other shoe replies, "No, you're nothing but a heel!"

I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island...

But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian!

A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Not all guys are cheaters...

Some of them are lions, tigers, pumas, etc.