A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
Not all guys are cheaters...
Some of them are lions, tigers, pumas, etc.
The biggest and roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference...
Apparently he acquired his size from too much pi.
"What is your definition of 'Normal'?"
"It's nothing but a setting on your dryer."