word play jokes

"Walter, if you are going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?"

"Three days of steady drinking should do it," was Walter's reply.

Claudia had just moved into a new apartment complex and was checking out her mailbox in the hallway.

The postman was just arriving and she curiously asked him, "Which slot is for 'outgoing mail'?"

The postman paused and replied, "Oh, that one that isn't bashful."

Computers used to be user-friendly...

Now they are just downright flirtatious!