Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?"
Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."
What do cows listen to on their headphones?
Moo-sic!
"I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59."
"Why is that?"
"Because I like that one to one time.”
Guy 1: "Hey, have you met my vegetarian girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I've never met herbivore."