word play jokes

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What do cows listen to on their headphones?

Moo-sic!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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"I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59."

"Why is that?"

"Because I like that one to one time.”

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posted by "Saggy" |
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Guy 1: "Hey, have you met my vegetarian girlfriend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, I've never met herbivore."

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posted by "YaBoiWolfie" |
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What type of organization is atheism?

It's a non-prophet organization.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |