word play jokes

If I can lose just 20 pounds... then I'll be down to the weight I never thought I'd be able to get up to!

Raining cats and dogs today...

Stepping into many poodles as I'm walking towards the bus stop.

Why do so may people like bananas?

Well you have to admit, they have a peel.

A pessimist is someone who, when opportunity knocks, complains about the noise.