word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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If I can lose just 20 pounds... then I'll be down to the weight I never thought I'd be able to get up to!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Raining cats and dogs today...

Stepping into many poodles as I'm walking towards the bus stop.

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Why do so may people like bananas?

Well you have to admit, they have a peel.

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posted by "Robert Hill" |
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A pessimist is someone who, when opportunity knocks, complains about the noise.

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posted by "wadejagz" |