word play jokes

Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall?

Me: I'm sorry there are no Walls here.

Caller: Well, if there aren't any walls there, how does the roof stay up?

Older people say, "Age is just a number."

That's not true. Age is just a word.

I used to think I was cheesy...

But now I know I'm really grate!

Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to.

Frac: Why not?

Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.