word play jokes

A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well...

He was known to be bambidextrous.

"Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy got charged with a crime?"

"No way! What are the charges?"

"Intent with a breadly weapon!"

Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall?

Me: I'm sorry there are no Walls here.

Caller: Well, if there aren't any walls there, how does the roof stay up?