word play jokes

I asked my friend Jim about our mutual friend Inge. She seemed down and depressed.

Jim answered, "She used to be the 'Bell of the Ball'. But nobody ever tolled her!"

What do you do when you see a SPACEMAN?

You park your car in it!

Did you hear about the vampire bike that went around biting people's arms off?

It was a vicious cycle...

As a young boy I asked my grandpa when the rain was going to stop. He replied with a twinkle in his eye, "If this rain keeps up... it won't come down!"