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Favorite this joke Did you hear about the two robbers who were arrested for stealing a calendar?
They both got six months!
I attempted being a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
Morty and Saul are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul, a banker, says to Morty, "Listen, Morty, I should probably tell you, I don't swim so well."
Morty, who worked as a lifeguard when he was younger, begins tugging and pulling on Saul, helping him float towards shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire. Finally about 50 feet from shore, Morty asks, "Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?"
Saul looks at Morty and then replies, "This is a heck of a time to be asking for money!"
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend-dental medication.
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