word play jokes

The boss over heard an employee singing during work and it sounded awful. He asked, "Is that in the key of L?"

Puzzled, the employee says, "Key of L? I'm not really sure?"

The boss replies, "Well it sure sounds like L to me!"

If I can lose just 20 pounds... then I'll be down to the weight I never thought I'd be able to get up to!

Raining cats and dogs today...

Stepping into many poodles as I'm walking towards the bus stop.

Why do so may people like bananas?

Well you have to admit, they have a peel.