word play jokes

I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Did you hear? Chef Careless was arrested for assault. He was caught whipping the cream and beating the eggs!

I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it...

Mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

I used to work in the woods as a lumberjack...

But just couldn't hack it...

So they gave me the ax!