word play jokes

I used to work in the woods as a lumberjack...

But just couldn't hack it...

So they gave me the ax!

Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?

A: "Supplies!"

A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

So, how do you get down off this elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.