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Favorite this joke December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas.
Some insist on a shirt.
Others insist on a pair of socks.
The argument always ends in a tie.
What did the monkey say after its tail got caught in the lawnmower?
Won't be long now...
Rule number one when it's your first day on the job as a butler...
When your employer tells you to "Draw my bath," DO NOT take out a pencil and a sheet of paper.
I asked my friend Jim about our mutual friend Inge. She seemed down and depressed.
Jim answered, "She used to be the 'Bell of the Ball'. But nobody ever tolled her!"
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