word play jokes

Older people say, "Age is just a number."

That's not true. Age is just a word.

I used to think I was cheesy...

But now I know I'm really grate!

Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to.

Frac: Why not?

Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.

I had a wooden whistle; it wooden whistle.

I bought a lead whistle; they wooden lead me whistle.

I got a steel whistle; it steel wooden whistle.

They gave me a tin whistle; NOW I tin whistle!