word play jokes

"Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy got charged with a crime?"

"No way! What are the charges?"

"Intent with a breadly weapon!"

Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall?

Me: I'm sorry there are no Walls here.

Caller: Well, if there aren't any walls there, how does the roof stay up?

Older people say, "Age is just a number."

That's not true. Age is just a word.